Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I'm Back

Hi folks, sorry I haven't blogged in a while. My doctor finally gave me a clean bill of health and says I won't need any more surgeries. YAY!! Of course, I haven't gone to see the brain doctor so that could change. Anyway, I feel great, I'm back in the music biz ( jamming with Jamboozle ). In fact, we have a show this weekend and the next, so If you're in Lansing MI, stop by the Double Deuce on S MLK. Also I've been back to work for a week now and am getting my strength back, not that I was Mr. Universe before, but I'm feeling better than I have in quite some time.

There are a couple myths that I would like to set the record straight on. First , and most important, if you ever have to wear a colostomy bag and you stand downwind, your butt will not whistle, 2nd, you butt will not dry up like a prune from lack of use. Nor does it close up like a former pierced ear. Your butt will remain as it always was. Oh, and 3rd it doesn't get smaller either, not that I have a huge butt. Finally, this is a little gross, not that the former comments weren't, but if you have gas wearing a colostomy, the odor is much easier on the people surrounding you, although the noise factor can be much more embarrassing. Aren't you glad I shared? I thought so.

Anyway, my parts are all back together and working normally and I should be back in my unusual form soon. I've missed writing and hope to start writing more on a regular basis. So to all 3 of you who actually read this garbage I write about, thanks for your patience.


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